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Jokes Related to Fathers and Kids

The special occasion of Father's day is soon arriving. It is on 21st of June, this year. It is for sure that all the kids are completely involved in making this special day a really memorable one. Father's day is an occasion that actually reminds us the importance and significance of our fathers in our lives. Nothing can actually match the unconditional love, care, affection and strong support of our fathers. Father's day is one such occasion that gives us a chance to openly express our utmost feelings for our dads. They do all the possible things to keep us happy always, it is now our turn to do some little things to make him feel special and bring a smile on his face.
It is very true that our fathers have to go through many hardships and difficulties to fulfill all our desires and dreams. His selfless love is incomparable and we can never pay back anything in return. A great humourous father's day idea for the kids is to recite some of the popular father's day jokes on father's day. Hilarious father's day jokes, funny father's day sayings, are some of the ideas that can make father's day a really humourous one.

Popular jokes related to fathers and kids
Here are some of the humorous jokes related to father's day that can help your father in relaxing and unwinding amidst his busy schedules. The funny jokes have some sort of magical power that can ease away some of the tensions of your father. Check out these popular funny jokes to make this father's day an extra-special one -

The Right Choice
Ryan, a 16-year-old boy, was out late with friends one night. Suddenly he realized it was Father's Day and he had neglected to buy a card for dad. After much searching, Ryan located an open store, but was disappointed to find only two cards left on a picked-over rack. Selecting one, he brought it home and, somewhat sheepishly, presented it to his father.
Upon opening it, Dad read the message: "You've been like a father to me."
He looked at Ryan, puzzled.
"Well, Dad," Ryan tried to explain, "It was either that or the card that said, 'Now that I'm a father too!'"


The Little Beach Bum
A father was enjoying with his five-year-old son in the beach. Suddenly, the boy pointed to a dead bird and asked his father "Dad, what happened to this chap?" The dad coolly replied "Oh this? He just died and went to Heaven," The little boy thought for a moment and then said, "Oh My, Did God throw him back down?"

Glass of Water
A small boy came up to his dad and meekly said "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?" The dad replied "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already son!" The little boy then said, "Oh yes daddy, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

Who is the Winner?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? and
"Who does everything mother says?"
Five small voices replied in unison. "Okay daddy! You get the toy."


Who's the Boss?
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

The Drink Of Water
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"


Long-haired David
After getting his driving license, David visited home during vacation and asked his dad for the family car. His dad agreed, but put forwarded three conditions - good grades in school, a neat room and a decent haircut. After several months, David came home again. He had followed the three things that he had promised his dad, except getting his hair cut. When the father saw that his son had disobeyed him, he asked for an explanation. David smartly said, "Hey dad, even Jesus had long hair." His Father was not someone to be taken for a ride and smilingly replied, "Yes, son, you're absolutely right. And Jesus also walked everywhere he went."

Magic Penny
After putting their three-year-old child Brian in bed, his parents heard muffled sobs coming from his room one night. Rushing back in, they found that the child was crying hysterically when he saw them. He told his parents that he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure that he would die now. The father, in an attempt to sober him down, took out a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it out from Brian's ear. The child was really thrilled and stopped crying at once. In a flash, he snatched the penny from his dad's hand, swallowed it, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"

The Joy Ride
Bob was 16 and finally got hold of his driver's license. In order to celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy. When Bob saw his dad he said "Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after teaching me how to drive all these days Right?" "Nope!", came the quick reply from the dad. "I'm going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you've been doing to me for the last sixteen years!"
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